Guess who got into an accident today. That's right, baby. Bitch wasn't paying attention and nicked Cian. And then when we pulled over, when I showed her the damage she'd done, she was, Oh I didn't do that. And she was serious. I guess I'd been driving Cian with this ugly dent all this time just waiting for the chance to blame it on a hapless victim like her. Oh, and she also said I hit her. Her car's dent's on the front, Cian's is on the back and somehow I hit her. What a stupid, stupid bitch.
 
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